by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025
Get the Goblin Barrelmug. A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”
“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
Get the Cobble Goblinmug. A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
by Belle boo April 21, 2023
Get the foot goblinmug. Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025
Get the Fridge goblinmug. Basically a person who hoards UGC Limiteds from Roblox creators and never sells them.
most of them come from waffletrades
most of them come from waffletrades
by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 9, 2024
Get the UGC Goblinmug. (noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021
Get the cart goblinmug. Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
Get the Goblin Gangmug.