Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

butt egg

dumping your load in ones ass

leaving behind a butt egg

by bigdrewdog October 4, 2006

Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014

Egg McMuff

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.

Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.

by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Egg Sandwitch

When you are eating a slutbucket out and you have the pussy and the ass in your mouth.

I was eatin some biatch out and suddenly i had an egg sandwitch. Yum.

by shift 4 intel April 29, 2003

Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

Egg throwing

A slag term for rugby, usually used by people who prefer mucking round with circular balls

Oh man, you like to play egg throwing??

by Banman88 April 15, 2010