Olliver

A cute and amazing person with awsome hair and blue eyes

Girl: I think Olliver’s hair is really cute

by Legend1337 January 6, 2021

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

olive

another way to say you love someone without having to say love.

Olive Christine. I love Christine.

Olive you. I love you. You get the point.

by Katie Becker October 17, 2006

olive

the best person ever man, they are so nice and you should never make a olive sad because if you do i will hit you.

they like probably like olives and like hugs :>

"wow! they are so nice! whats their name?"

"thats olive!"
"man, i wish i could meet an olive."

by coolerkidaha June 4, 2021

Olive Theory

Determining the success or potential success of a relationship by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other person hates them.

Marshall and Lily in "How I Met Your Mother" argue that based on the Olive Theory, they are an awesome couple based on Marshall's hatred of olives and Lily's olive love.

by Barnabus Stinson January 24, 2009

hot olive

Sticking one testicle into an anus

Hey man did you dick down Tracy??

Oh absolutely, even gave her the old Hot Olive

by Doyle156 February 19, 2020