anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

plug nugget

A chunk of shit remaining on an anal plug after being pulled out of an asshole. Can also be used to refer to a useless person, whose worth can be equated with a piece of shit stuck on a used anal plug.

Have you met Ashley's new boyfriend? I heard he's a piece of shit that hasn't worked in 3 years. What a fucking plug nugget.

by deezdefinitions September 3, 2016

Ass nuggets

The dry shit balls sticked to your asshair.

''ayo dude, these ass nuggets are really tingling my ass''

by Mr. Assnuggets July 15, 2016

Cunt Nuggeted

Where you are completely smashed and can barely walk

Shit man, I'm completely cunt nuggeted!

by Brokkie96 June 2, 2016

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016

Cunt nugget

A proper dick head. This phrase is usually used in Northern Ireland

Look at that real cunt nugget,I’m gonna stick my boot up his arse.

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone February 14, 2018

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017