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The Cake Is Not A Lie 

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.
Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?

IM NOT GAY MOM

A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay
"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear 

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

the whole nine yards not the first six inches 

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)
"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

It's not even funny 

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.
John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.
It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011

She is not a queen!

A woman you've recently formed a relationship with and wants to take control of your life as soon as you're with her.
John: Dude, my girlfriend doesn't wants me to talk no more with my friends no more.

You: SHE IS NOT A QUEEN!!!!!!