Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Hungry Penis

when you're so turned on that your penis will do anything for some pussy or some ass.

"man look at that girl! she's giving me a Hungry Penis."

"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"

by slicklizard!!! April 26, 2010

Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

Penis-Sack

An extra flap of skin hanging off of the penis possibly containing puss.

Scott has a penis-sack.

by Leagerlog May 4, 2009

penis swag

penis swag is when you gain swag by showing people your penis and they think it is outstanding.

Guy1 "hey did you show that girl your penis"

Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"

by Madcon April 27, 2015

Penis Monkey

A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.

"Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys."
"Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"

by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012