Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!
by C.T.HO June 15, 2011
Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.
John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!
Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.
John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!
Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.
by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 17, 2019
"man look at that girl! she's giving me a Hungry Penis."
"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"
"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"
by slicklizard!!! April 27, 2010
A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
by Morphine Child January 20, 2004
by Jackson January 25, 2004
Scott has a penis-sack.
by Leagerlog May 05, 2009
A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 04, 2023