How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2012

stop

it means when you do the opposite of go

hey why are you stoped at this stop sign for 30 mins because im waiting for it to turn green

by maxisagoodboy2010 November 8, 2022

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

Pit stop

The action of giving someone a flat tire them as you walk by fart in their face. This imitates what a race car does as it gets new tires and refills on gas.

I gave jimmy a pit stop and it was funny.

by Jayjinglejiggle1010 January 8, 2020

pit stop

The act of stopping to curb-stomp someone while on your way to a John Lennon concert.
This act may or may not be lethal, though it is usually not.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that crazy guy on the news last night, the one that curb-stomped someone."
Person 2: "Yeah that was me, totally pit stopped that mofo. The Lennon concert was pretty good though."

by 50UP13 November 22, 2021

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016