A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.
Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018
Get the Mouth Queefmug. by OfficerClarkie January 6, 2015
Get the dip mouthmug. “That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”
“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023
Get the Mouth Vacuummug. Someone that sounds like an ignorant rap star and laughable when using words containing more than two syllables. Typically loud with a bling appearance.
by DJKoolFresh May 6, 2013
Get the Ghetto Mouthmug. the ability to play all types of percussion instruments including different types of drums and cymbals by only using your mouth and nasal passage.
by llern April 9, 2016
Get the mouth drumsmug. When plaque builds up in between your teeth to the point where it looks like you have had them grouted in.
That b**** might be fine if she would brush her teeth but she just such a grout mouth, I can't f*** with her
by Rich Crain July 17, 2018
Get the grout mouthmug. When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.
"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"
by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017
Get the mouth fountainmug.