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Capitano Morgan 

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Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan
Capitano Morgan by Aaron Vander October 24, 2011
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Morgan • Morgan Freeman • Morgana • Morgane • morganism • Morgan Wallen • Morgantown • morgan webb • morganing • Morgann

Joshua Benjiman Morgan 

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A man of a man. Lives in England, beats the shit out of bears and curb stomps baby seals without crying.

Usually accosiated with gaming, being very good at it. Also can be used in situations of greedyness, hatred or being unorganized.

Le End.
"Joshua Benjiman Morgan came round my house and whored MW3"
Joshua Benjiman Morgan by arguheh19918 December 31, 2011
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captain morgan 

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the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life
Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands
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Tracy Morgan 

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The African-American version of Bob Saget
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
Tracy Morgan by Zombie Josh April 7, 2010
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captain morgan 

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when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her
"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"
captain morgan by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008
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Captain Morgan 

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While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
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