When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020
Get the magic-mikingmug. by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021
Get the Mike Wazowskimug. A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
Get the Mike Dysonmug. by Actually the word Nigga January 5, 2021
Get the Mike Wahousekeymug. "No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."
-Mike Beejmaster
-Mike Beejmaster
by karl jr. April 4, 2013
Get the Mike Beejmastermug. Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022
Get the Mailman Mikemug. by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017
Get the Sweaty Mikemug.