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Metal Head

A person who listens to metal
Doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you don't listen to shit music you are a metal head!
Usually act serious but once you get to know them they are super funny
Metal Head
Real Metal: Lamb Of God, Children Of Bodom, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Slayer, etc.
False Metal: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Slipknot, etc
by omgushotmeindaface!!! January 15, 2009
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heavy metal

One guy bangs out power chords on his tuned down guitar while the other who's an awesome lead player does a wicked awesome guitar solo while any old monkey bangs on the drums and a special kind of asshole screams the stupidest shit you've ever head in your life!

A typical metal singer sounds like this:

Picture puking your guts out in the toilet while being raped in the ass with a crowbar or two-by-four or some other painfully blunt instrument.
by OMG RAWR<LOL May 8, 2005
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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.
If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.
by Troy August 27, 2003
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Heavy Metal

A type of powerful rock music that is split into three types:

The bad. The US screaming crap that everyone judges it on. Idiot posers shouting and attacking their guitars. Sadly this rubbish is popular and gives eveyone a bad opinion of the genre. It sells itself on retarded image. eg Slipknot and System of a Down

The good stuff. Characterised by the best and most original lyrics in music, amazing guitar playing, some incredibly beautiful singing Tarja Turunen from Nightwish and some fo the most emotional songs ever Maiden's Paschendale. It is sold by the talent of all the members of the band most music is all about the singing.

The ugly. Weird stuff that isn't for everybody. Often with strange growling vocals not shouting. Eg Finntroll and the better songs of Cradle Of Filth
Person: Metal si all screaming and bad guitar playing
Me: *Plays Nightwish's Ghost Love Score*
Person: OMG that was so beautiful, my media brainwashed mind is now cleansed
by BW June 18, 2005
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Heavy Metal

Metal bitch!

Slayer
Metallica
Demon hunter
Psychostick
Lamb of God
Slipknot
Stone Sour
Pantera
Damageplan
Heavy metal rules all. Rap sucks.
by m0p t0p April 19, 2007
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Green metal

A sub genre of metal very similar to stoner metal, which is to say that it's written by and for smokers of marijuana. The genre is defined largely by the listeners and players, but the sound tends to have elements of thrash, and doom.
The NC band H.O.W. plays green metal.

Early Man, Saviours, And High On Fire are decent examples of green metal.
by Geitfaust August 1, 2008
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nootch metal

Originating from the word "nootch". Used to describe a variety of metal bands that are considered "weak" "pussy music" "Trys-to-hard" type of music or just simply not that great of metal music. Recently nootch metal was used to describe such bands as ICP (Insane Clown Posse). People against the band would describe them as being "nootch metal". Word can also be used for other genres such as "nootch rock" but most commonly narrowed down to metal.
friend1: do you listen to ICP?

friend2: fuck no, I don't listen to nootch metal.
by Devp October 25, 2006
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