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Margarito

A sexual advance made by a person ordering a drink. A person orders a spicy margarito and asks for extra salt at a hotel bar then leaves their room key.

The bar tender is supposed to serve the margarita with an extra shot of tequila and deliver it to the room.

The person ordering the drink will take the shot and throw it at the bar tender and lick it off the sweaty salty body of the bar tender then proceed to enjoy the drink and all that comes after.
Charles: where’d you go?

Mijo: Did you see that hot chick that ordered that margarito?
Charles: What really?
Mijo: Yeah I just got back from her room.

Charles: EXTRA SALT!!!
Mijo: Hahaha HELL YEAH
by InternationalExperiments August 25, 2020
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Maria

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020
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Maria Hernandez

Maria is my best friend/homie she is so prettty and so nice I lover so fucken much she goes by many nicknames but she is still my homie she doesn’t get mad she gets annoyed she is hyper and fucken amazing!!!!!!
by Lil_mc0309 January 18, 2021
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maria

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.

Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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margaret mitchell

margaret mitchell is the hottest most perfect bsd character ever
“who’s your favorite bsd character?”
“ margaret mitchell
“ margaret is my favorite too”
*gets married*
by awhoreformargaret July 8, 2021
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maria luisa

omg that bunny looks like maria luisa
by sarahcameorn August 4, 2021
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