Hispanic mom

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

by dipsetty January 25, 2009

Ur mom gay

No u

Ur mom gay is the most devastating insult.if someone says this to you,you might as well jump off a bridge

by r a i n May 23, 2018

Pixar Mom

a mom from a pixar movie that has a very curvy body

"Wow you're built like a pixar mom!"

by abbylol September 1, 2021

stacy's mom

Damn Stacy's mom she got it going on

Damn Stacy's mom she got it going on

by Agentshivaji May 27, 2016

stacy's mom

She's got it going on.

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

by AlabasterAudio June 13, 2007