A dangerous subspecies to humans, known only for its toxicity. Karens come in many shapes and sizes, but they are usually recognizable by their loudmouth behavior.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Aaron: Oh no! It's a Karen!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
by Just an Asexual January 3, 2025
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Get the Karen's cult mug.A self-aware Karen (or unfortunate person with a Karen-vibe) attempting to reform from problematic Karen behavior so they act like the antithesis of a Karen by overcompensating and displaying over-the-top friendly behavior to people in the service industry in order to seem more relatable. They often coming off as inauthentic but their intentions aren’t necessarily bad.
This entitled-looking middle-aged white woman with an inverted bob haircut is obviously trying extremely hard to be relatable and liked by the manicurist. It’s hard to watch this Overcompensating Karen.
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Get the Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN mug.This is yet another asinine way for our sh#tty, patriarchal culture to demonize women for absolutely anything they do. There is no male equivalent term. Men also complain, call the cops on people for trivial reasons, and throw fits in public. But only women are policed with douchebag pejorative labels like this. Often by shitty white males who gleefully trot out entitled stereotypes like this against any woman who ever dares to take up her own space in the world and/or does not feel obligated to kiss said white dude's overly- entitled butthole for him.
If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.
By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.
So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.
By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.
So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
Man: That soccer mom prick tease uppity bitch is such a Karen!
Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?
Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.
Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?
Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.
Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
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