Nathan Jones 

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

Nathan Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Allan Jones 

noun

Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.

"I bet Allan Jones would appreciate this pun"

"Hundy P"

Allan Jones by TheCatt'sPajamas October 31, 2018

mackenzie jones 

All round top guy! Total good cunt

Oi Mackenzie Jones, come here you good cunt.

mackenzie jones by Saltyguru February 11, 2019

Spencer-Jones 

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.

Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit

Spencer-Jones by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019

charlotte jones

Charlotte Jones is the most beautiful, smart, loyal, trustworthy and kind person I’ve ever met. She works hard in school and I very smart, although she won’t admit it. She’s introverted. She’s bisexual. Charlotte has been anorexic and is still weird around food although she isn’t overweight. She does gymnastics, sings, acts, plays guitar, loves musicals, draws, reads and writes stories.

Ayy who’s that
Oh it’s Charlotte Jones

charlotte jones by Tikatoki May 8, 2019

sara jones 

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate

sara jones is thicc asf

sara jones by hehe booty May 31, 2019

Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.

Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!

Max Jones by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019