Jordan Bird

A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions

Its Jordan Bird, Call the thot Patrol

by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017

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jordan carline

jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!

Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!

by that anon chick November 23, 2013

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Deanna Jordan

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019

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a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

by small jordan May 15, 2014

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Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

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