ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 03, 2007
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Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
stop being such a waffle iron
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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
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Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.
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waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?
by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018
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Iron fish

Comes from the combination of common phrases of an "iron fist" and a "slap around the face with a fish".

The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.
I'm the iron fish around here!

Do you really want to be iron fished?!
by Drop Dead Freddie March 16, 2021
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