rock-paper-scissors

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

by Big Tim November 14, 2003

sand paper suprise

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.

sand paper suprise

by Silverado Stu October 18, 2008

Sand Paper

1. The nastiest chick you will ever meet
2. A word used to describe a female yielding no sexual benefit
3. See Grenade

Jon: Ey, Joe why the fuck, are you fucking that Bronte chick, bitch is like fucking sand paper, nobody wins.
Joe: Yeh, dawg I like sand paper.
Jon: Wtf?

by Littlemanto April 18, 2011

Party toilet paper

To do shitty stuff that kills everyones buzz at a social gathering is commonly referred to as 'party pooping'. 'Party toilet paper' is any act whereby one who has previously pooped on the party does something totally rad to undo said party poopery and bring everyone's spirits back up to awesomeness levels never anticipated.

me: Did you see that douchebag who pissed in the laundry hamper earlier? What a party pooper.
you: Ya, that was not cool, but then he totally made up for it when he brought that extra keg later! Party toilet paper!
(okay, maybe this term is pretty stupid)

by party mouth January 16, 2010

Paper Towel Destroyer

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.

Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?

Victor: Guess.

Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.

Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.

by Umberto Guarvadez November 29, 2007

get mo paper

slang term for earn more money.

I had to find a new job so I could get mo paper

by warrun January 6, 2009

brown paper bag

Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, got a brown paper bag at mile marker 1-2-3."

by Jay Dog September 30, 2005