by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010
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Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010
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by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
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User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
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by richard swet February 11, 2010
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Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
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by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
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