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Flicker-Goon

When you flicker flicker-goon
"I can goon for 7 days"

"I can flicker-goon for 7 seconds"
by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024
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AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.
"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025
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Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1
by limelipslover May 26, 2025
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gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning
Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig
by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025
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Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk
Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?
by Eieh June 28, 2025
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