filthy eskimo kiss

when your are doing a girl in the butt and she needs to take a dump and the tip of your dick hits her poop

i heard that guy kevin received a dirty eskimo kiss from this mexican chick that ate too many beans. wow, that must have been a very filthy eskimo kiss

by vincent calabrese April 19, 2013

filthy dick visit

A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.

Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.

by Richard Dickhausen September 20, 2013

filthy rodriguez

When one bangs his girl friend while playing/singing Pachata, outdoors in the mud after a rainy day.

While I was give'n my ole lady Nedra the filthy Rodriguez some mud got into her eye and I couldn't here her complain over all the pachata.

by Gyzzzm February 22, 2014

Dirty Filter

When a man is having anal sex with someone, pulls out, and busts on the same someones face through the excess ass residue (doo doo), effectively filtering the discharge through excrement.

Bovice sure 'dirty filtered' that dude the other day.
Alex's face was all white and brown from that dirty filter.

by DSauce June 13, 2009

a filthy tretinik

the act of taking so vile of a shit and wiping it on thee upper lip that it cripples you.

after receiving a filthy tretinik the boy never walked again.

by juanna man XxX February 25, 2011

Retarded filth

I am not this.

It doesn't matter what the retard does. It is retarded filth and I am not.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.

"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."

by Madzxk October 1, 2017