fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 8, 2014

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

Fairy

A portmanteau of "fat" and "hairy."

Man, I need to lose some weight and shave, I feel so fairy.

by Fountain&Fairfax March 26, 2016

Fairy Fumes

When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit

"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"

by WordDucks August 14, 2016

fairydusting

Akin to "gaslighting" and "bladerunning", "fairydusting" is an another oppressive force that's made to distract and conquer and in this case; gay men. Stems from the story of Peter Pan in which Wendy and her siblings use fairy dust to to loose ground and properly fly into a world of highly offensive stereotypes in which they were oblivious realizing just that.

Basically, it means "the regressive process in which you convince a (white) gay man he's exempt from bigotry (sexism, racism, classism, transphobia, ableism etc.) solely because of his sexual orientation".

-"Why Paul compulsively judges other womens fashion choices, can't take no for an answer and constantly have his vocal blackface on is because fairydusting got into his coming-out process. He's far off the Earth at this point."

by Cinamel July 3, 2016