cheers big ears

Like a sarcastic thank you.
Usually used between friends.

Pass me the ball...
(person throws ball)
Cheers big ears.

by sophie weaver March 13, 2008

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

califlower ear

when a dude cumz in a girl/boyss ear and she doesnt get it

"omg i was fucking this dude and he took it out and he gave me a califlower ear"

by amber starks September 25, 2006

Dog-Eared Page

It's when someone who you really like or care about treats you like shit but acts like you're everything to them when you're all they got. Yet, once they have other people they "Put a Dog-Ear on your page and move on." it really sucks to be one...

Girl: Hey...Drew just dumped me....Want to go out again?
Guy: Fuck this! I'm done being your Dog-Eared Page!

by Edaw January 10, 2009

Ear Creaming

Ear Creaming-When one guy smashes two girls faces together, proceeds to fuck their smashed cheeks, mean while using there pressed together ears as a pussy. Then blowing a nice hot load in the ear's of each girl.

Nate smashes Tia and Megan face together to fuck some cheeks. Nate's next action was to produce some ear creaming where he plugged both Tia and Megan ear with a nice hot load.

by Inspector Force December 18, 2012

ear rapping

Example 1: when someone puts unwanted words into another persons ear. NO MEANS NO!

Example 2: When someone sticks there shlong into his/her ear and starts having unwanted sex with it.

Example 1:
Guy 1:Dude that fat drunk girl just ear raped me for a hour and a half
Guy 2: why didnt you just walk away
Guy 1: i couldnt shes my girlfriends best friend

Example 2:
Guy 1: WHAT THE GET OFF
Guy 2: what happened!
Guy 1: I WAS ASLEEP HUNGOVER AND I WOKE UP TO GETTING EAR RAPED
Guy 2: oh man double ear rapping in the same night

by mink mysta January 2, 2008

Cheers big ears

Toasting your mates for a drink; equivalent to "bottoms up".

"Here's to not remembering any of this in the morning. Cheers big ears.

by Becky C March 14, 2008