Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.

Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.

by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011

Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

suicide dutch oven

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.

to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

by that one guy that no one knows October 29, 2012

Flying Dutch Oven

Having your blanket at a super man cape position, Fart in your cape and swooping your blanket and covering your closest victim to be forced in a slightly altered version of a Dutch oven.

A Dutch oven that is mobile.

I snuck her with a flying Dutch oven from a distance.

by Justtony June 22, 2016

Runny dutchess

When the dutchess has anal seapage leaking down her leg!

She pulled a runny dutchess

by Tarlie October 27, 2017

Womanly Duties

Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties

When your boyfriend is sick it is a must that you unleash your womanly duties in them.

by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020

Old Dutchman

Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).

When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!

by Saulstar September 9, 2020