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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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《.7.9.7.6.》Doctor Sparta's Rx To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (b99) Windbreaker City《.7.9.7.6.》
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Valentino Rossi (The Doctor)

Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.

Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time
Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?

person 2: Who??

Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!
by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025
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