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Donut

No not the delicious food. No this means your unloyal and fake including fake! Also someone that likes you but won't meet up with you but meet up with your friend when you've been talking to them longer!
Maryam is a Donut
by Zigzag Brandon October 19, 2019
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot
Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
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Donut

donut is a very smart and he likes me UwU
donut: you are very hot
this site: ty UwU :flushed:
by donutboi420 October 10, 2020
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dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)
Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)
by TheMadrian June 28, 2016
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Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.
Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH
by Dtreeman January 29, 2022
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Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018
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