doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

by A2K February 18, 2003

Doing the Most

When someone is clearly being extra and overcompensating.

My teacher is doing the most by laughing hysterically at his own jokes says. It's obvious that he tries to be funny to overcompensate for being lame.

by laughingloser January 1, 2017

prerie dogin

when u shit a little bit and then suck it back in

dad i nead the toilet
pass her a buket
i nead to do a number two
just hold on to it
but its prerie dogin
ewwwwww

by ben dododododo July 16, 2006

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003

obsessed with doing here on

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by speeds___ August 18, 2021

Doin' Work

the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or getting drunk.

Megan: What are you doing tonight?
Kevin: I'm doin' work.
Megan: Do you have a lot of work to do?
Kevin: Yes, I'm workin' overtime.

by ilovemadtown December 26, 2009

How Ya Doin'

A friendly greeting. If used too heavily, it may become quite a nuisance to both the user and the people who are forced to listen to it. Another side-effect is answering any and all questions or demands with the phrase. A case study found that if the phrase is depended on too greatly, it may become a song, or in some cases a rap. This phrase can also be given an extra amount of greatness by adding my genuine "uhpt" to the beginning or end of it. *WARNING* If you know someone who is using this phrase, it is probably best to tell him to get mental help. If he/she continues to say the phrase, your the listener will begin to use it. and eventually you will both spontaneously combust...Uhpt!

In this example we will use Jimme "Barf" Wotzen and his friend Adam Pardigo

Adam: "Sup dude, how have you been?"

Jimme: "Uhhpt, How ya doin'."

Adam: "Good, hows the family?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

Adam: "What?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

by The Original Uhpt March 17, 2012