A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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So just so you guys know...
Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.
Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
So just so you guys know...
Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.
Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
by EneMalicious November 4, 2011
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A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.When you have not used Urban Dictionary for a while and next time you use it you spend ages just looking through "word of the day" definitions.
Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
by CJ Moose April 19, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionary Backlog mug.Someone, usually a guy, who puts their crush's name on urban dictionary and define them as "Wonderful" or "The most amazing person in the world", etc. The expectation is that the crush will see it and somehow know that urban dictionary hopeful's name wrote it for them.
Browsing Urban Dictionary at random, all I saw were posts by urban dictionary hopefuls.
The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."
What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."
What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
by Nice guy Robbert November 2, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionary Hopeful mug.-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?
- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.
Friend: what did you put?
Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.
Friend: did it get accepted?
Dude: nope...
Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.
Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.
Friend: maybe we should define that term!
Dude: I hope it gets accepted.
Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
Friend: what did you put?
Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.
Friend: did it get accepted?
Dude: nope...
Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.
Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.
Friend: maybe we should define that term!
Dude: I hope it gets accepted.
Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013
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