A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.
I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
by Aubrey the Jerk August 03, 2007
When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.
by Kolber February 09, 2005
One of the best guitarists of all time. Has one of the most unique guitar tones ever and a better voice than Roger Waters. He wrote the albums Wish You Were Here and Animals. Likes drugs.
by rockinhb June 07, 2007
The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.
Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!
by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009
by K_chan June 25, 2006
by Lilkidlover March 23, 2011
David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.
by aishtamid September 05, 2006