Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 6, 2018

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Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 20, 2020

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Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

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Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

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A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

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