The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

Dr. Dapper

The best teddy bear you could have and is almost 5 foot tall wears a big ribbon

Dr. Dapper is an awesome teddy bear and I love him so much

by Dr. Dapper's owner May 14, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 15, 2025

Roman Polanski'd a chick

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.

Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

by lolroflwtflolz October 7, 2009

Poo'd a cube

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.

John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...

by MadManc78 February 8, 2010

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023