Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

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cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

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cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009

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When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

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Cum-rad

Someone who will be there for u to cum in even in the darkest times

My uncle is my cum-rad

by Lord of cum September 6, 2020

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Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016

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