Golf Crap 

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

Golf Crap by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

Holy Crap 

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

Holy Crap by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

Ass-crap by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Vonc crap 

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice

Does anyone want to vonc crap

Vonc crap by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018

fuck crap 

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

fuck crap by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

ghost crap 

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

ghost crap by broception_15 May 12, 2019

snap crap 

sending pictures of yourself on snapchat while crapping

“Dennis was snap crapping me yesterday and he thinks i didn’t know what he was doing.”

snap crap by Rowena September 13, 2019