crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Juicy Crab

While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).

He's got some bruises from that Juicy Crab last night.

by Philliam Fucksworthy October 1, 2022

river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")

"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"

by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025

Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.

"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".

by BCALZ March 26, 2021