crab claw

Insert your index and middle finger into her pussy, and your thumb into her bunghole, and pinch. Work it.

I walked in as he was applying the ol' crab claw to Rose; he had two in the pink, and one in the stink. Boy, she was lovin' it.

by Greek Ambassador April 14, 2003

louisiana crab sandwich

Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.

"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"

by BigWoody March 7, 2008

crab bucket

Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they don't want to be lonely. Most likely a place highly populated with mouthbreathers.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, Dilbertesque corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there

guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab bucket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me for the same pay.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.

by Spaceship Earth Astronaut March 23, 2013

crabbies

When one has scabbies who posess rabies. THey have crabs with rabies.

Michelle, you got crabbies all over your pants.

by Candace January 24, 2004

captain crabsticks

a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them

jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks

by the one and only kyle January 18, 2005

Crab

One who is annoying and lame.

"Lets go play ding dong ditch!" Yo, you a crab, why are you even talking to me?

by tha kiid quan August 21, 2009

horizontal crab nigga

a black guy lying on the floor in handcuffs

''what is that''
''that is a horizontal crab nigga m'lord''
-my uncle

by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014