Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 04, 2022
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Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
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Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab
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Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs
by Nqbbs July 11, 2020
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Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish
“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 07, 2024
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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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