chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

by Englebert November 10, 2008

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

frosting covered chocolate taco

the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!

I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.

by dirtyjoesixpack69 April 15, 2009

chocolate orange

When a slice of orange is interted into the anus as a prank; preferably of the mandarin or satsuma variety.

"Hey, man, you got any of those little oranges?"
"No, dude, why?"
"Ed's passed-out in the back. Chocolate orange!"

by Alan O'Neil March 4, 2007

Chocolate Rainbow

When a canadian sucks your dick after letting you have anal sex with him/her.

Khavar gave me a great chocolate rainbow.

by random_kharn March 12, 2011

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.

After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

by Dr. Jingo December 18, 2011