chode 

An extremely wide and relativly short penis. jordan is kool

stephen called us bastards when we commented on his chode, he then ordered us a pizza.

chode by pappa shaft and beefdaddy April 5, 2008

Chode 

It's a dick that is short and fat and looks like a stump

e.g

Friend:I fucked george last night

Other friend: Omg really what was it like

Friend: He had a fucking chode!!!!

Other friend: Hahahaha shame!!! :D

Chode by Bob marley :D April 3, 2009

Chode 

Caucasian Heroes Offering Dollars Everywhere

I represent a charity called Caucasian Heroes Offering Dollars Everywhere (CHODE). - Lacey's mother The Cleveland Show

Chode by Philemon Teats February 22, 2010

Mexican Chode 

A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.

Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small

Mexican Chode by iloveyoukaylahaha June 5, 2011

Chode 

A penis that is wider than it is long

When that bloke pulled down his trousers i could clearly see his chode.

Chode by arongiles September 4, 2003

Chode 

A penis that is wider than it is long!!!

bob was tryin 2 fuck shelly but it wouldnt fit cuz he has a chode!!! hahaha

Chode by Saz May 13, 2005

chode 

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually found on over weight Italians such as a kid named Rinaldi.

Rinaldi has a chode that is 1/2 inch long and 1 1/2 inches wide. It's fucking weird.

chode by Mr. Gzella February 7, 2007