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a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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Jesus. H Christ

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Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
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mr. christan

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mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U
by neonmotion November 21, 2019
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jesus H. christ

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The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
by sawrce July 11, 2022
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Jesus H. Christ

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"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Fue Un Chin Chistoso chiN uN fuE<.7.9.7.6.>
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