Chatting

Alain

You: This smart water hitting different
Alain: Ehhh, i don’t know about that smart water
You: Bro you’re literally chatting

by IanCapping March 28, 2023

panhandling chat bum

Panhandling chat bums are jobless and usually log into chat rooms 24 hours 7 days a week and are usually there even more often than the chat bots, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum's only source of income.

I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get hired I'll probably have to become a panhandling chat bum .

by ElSteban May 23, 2018

Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

by karlplant April 7, 2021

Bag Chat

This term is mainly used in Australia for when someone is in your ear having a chat (mostly a very incoherent and annoying conversation). It is common to see a bloke at the local RSL come up to people and start dribbling words in someone’s ear who they don’t even know.

You are munted and you aren’t making any sense mate, do you mind not having a bag chat with me right now?

by Yourneighbourhoodunkiejay November 28, 2023

Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu

A Jutsu used by the superior tsuchiyami to revive their discord chat.

Supreme Tsuchiyami leaders: Insert Catchy Hand sign sequence Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu (@chat revive jutsu)
Other Tsuchiyami: Huh?

by AspirineTY December 15, 2020

chats

Female breasts. Dublin slang.

She has a nice pair of chats.

by Nice chats November 2, 2016

Chat Rape

When a person forces you into a one-sided conversation that never ends and you can't escape politely.

I ran into Jack at the supermarket and he chat raped me. As soon as he saw me he started talking and I couldn't get away from him. I kept telling him I had to go, but he just kept talking.

by liquidmetalcop September 1, 2018