the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 13, 2003

flappy bird

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

by yungfreebase February 2, 2014

Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

surfi'n bird

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.

yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out

by The Gr8 goldstien February 5, 2010

bird shit

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009

Thirsty Bird

The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.

Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.

by iiCubaii November 27, 2011

whirley bird

swinging your wiener around in a circular fashion. Preferably slapping a female in the face repeatedly.Sometimes used to greet people.

Last night i did the whirley bird on this girls face.she loved it.

by whirelybirdmaster July 8, 2010