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Joe Biden

The 46th Joe states of the United Biden, President. He enjoys ice cream and reading from teleprompter. Joe is a good guy, but - he forgets what he wants to say and uses "Come on man!" and "You ain't black" to make people nervous. He won the elections by telling both a lot of truths and lies about Donald Trump. People voted for him not because they LIKED him but because they HATED Trump.
"Did you see Joe Biden vs Donald Trump, last night?"
"Yeah man, they were arguing like babies man. Oh god!"
by Truthisbitter July 28, 2021
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Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden once sniffed my dogs ass!
by CEO of Joe May 24, 2021
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As Joe Biden Would Say...

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...
by lwray March 24, 2010
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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

oh sh!t. pls dont get me into it. ok, fine, heres a song called this old man.

this old man, a fat ass bun,
he raises gas prices for fun

he's a big cheater in the election,
oh god damm, you better run

this old man, with no bass,
he needs a good kick in the ass

this you see, is not a pun,
he fell down on air force one

this old man, president,
in the US, he's a dent

Get an rpg or a 4x4
riddance biden dinosaur!!

*bows deeply*
riddance Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. TRUMP 2024 PEOPLE
by Isaac De Snuts January 17, 2023
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Joe Biden Sniff Attack

The Joe Biden Sniff Attack is a term that can be used if a image of Joe Biden sniffing someone is found.
"Ew bro,why is Joe Biden smelling her hair?"
"Thats a Joe Biden Sniff Attack if ive ever seen one."
by joebidensnifkid June 6, 2023
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IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.
Let’s go Brandon

“Dude, I think you’ve got IBS (Irritable Biden syndrome)
by kacz December 25, 2021
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