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Paper Beers

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?
by Master of the beers September 8, 2023
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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.
- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.
by Tartaluta June 19, 2021
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beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
by Loopydave September 1, 2018
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ac beer.

a totally epic drink you get when someone leaves the discord server
Urus: Omg this is totally me when ac is a beer
Apollo: Hahaha yes that is also me when ac beer.
by d0rksenpai November 6, 2019
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beer shy

A girl who refuses a beer you bought just to talk to her.
You are at a bar and see a hot chick. You buy her a beer and take it to her. She says "I don't drink beer" She clearly does. Obviously beer shy.
by Tmi3kp October 3, 2013
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mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.
A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.
by daisha September 5, 2019
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