Beaver Dam

Female equivalent to "cock-block"

1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.

2. Don't be such a beaver dam.

by spooks22 May 5, 2014

land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly January 13, 2016

Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

by KritK July 26, 2006

beaner t-bird

a 90's ford thunderbird with ground effects, or body kit and/or wire wheels

dang fool, that beaner t-bird is bad ass

by chin nuts July 12, 2007

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

by rollingballs July 25, 2013

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

beaner asshole

joseph paul barrera. he is a total beaner asshole because he's mexican & he treats the most amazing girl in the world like a bag of shittt. she really loved him, but noooooo he had to be a lil BITCH. FUCK YOU JOE! I HATE YOU. -he's also my ex boyfriend. i hate him & his ugly ass girlfriend. she's so fucking ugly.

joe is a beaner asshole, fuck him.

by sierraaa baby<3 May 6, 2008