Stay Bacon

(Be all cool on a nigga) The opposite of going ham. Keeping your shit together.

"Bruh, Imma go ham on this bitch if he don't keep his mouth off me"
"Shit, he ain't nothing but a bitch, stay bacon bruh, stay bacon."

by Yay Bacon January 12, 2012

brown turkey bacon

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

by gav123 December 26, 2006

bacon nigger

1) One who is in charge of making the bacon while camping.
2) An idiot.

Originated from the misinterpretation of the words bacon maker.

Can be shortened to BN if looking for a more politically correct and societally appealing way to say this.

"Rope that horse, BN!"

"Man, i'm starving. I need some food."
"Go make some bacon, bacon nigger!"

by BNig December 24, 2007

crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

by elisha lina October 7, 2007

Baconator

A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.

Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.

by crazy legz August 17, 2009

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003