A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
Brian my dream guy
by ——;/ June 6, 2024

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
by joeyknows October 26, 2022

by Peopl's choice October 15, 2020

Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
by Dukey,frogney,fagney July 18, 2020

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'
by b_dubulous March 12, 2023

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023
