jew points

coins or any kind of change(i.e quarters,dimes,or best pennies)

john: i'm starving lets get some food?

pete: nah i'm broke all i got is jew points.

by born November 10, 2007

Gorgeous Jew

a jewish person who is gorgeous

usually a person's bestfriend(thats jewish)

"Holy Shit look at that gorgeous jew"

"That's a hot jew"
"THere are no hot jews...and hot jew doesnt sound good gorgeous jew changes everything"

W/E

by Andypimpin January 23, 2008

Super Jew

The greatest hero of all time. As all the powers of the stereotypical Jew, only on steroids. His main weapons are six pointed ninja stars. Real name is Zach.

Super Jew is awesome incarnate.

by Zach and Andrew December 04, 2007

jew bagle

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

by aninocntbystndr February 07, 2010

Jew Horn

Alot of hair bundled,curled up together at the front of your head

That kid with the Jew horn probly has a chode.

by El canto March 22, 2009

Jew Wayne

a very rare, but just as slimy, jewish boy or girl who lurks the earth as a jew disguised as a cowboy such as John Wayne.

Jew Wayne: Howdy, I drive a deisel truck
Girl: ok i didn't ask or even make eye contact w/you but thats cool.
Jew Wayne: yea see that Confederate flag?
Girl: umm yea
Jew Wayne: yea you did, thats mine, i bought it at a store.
Girl: arn't you jewish?
Jew Wayne: i'm from the south
Girl: I'm gunna head out, your jew beak is making me go crosseyed.
Jew Wayne: the south will rise again!!

by Daniel Leonidas October 09, 2008

Cod-jew

A player on Call of Duty: Black Ops who refuses to spend credits on any sort of weapon in an attempt to save them up, in the process getting thrashed because of a lack of usable, effective weapons.

Hey man, why don't you buy the Enfield? I've got it and it's sick. It's only two thousand credits.
Nah, I'm saving up for the FAMAS. I've got more than enough money for it, but I want lots of money because I'm a cod-jew.

by Obesity November 09, 2010