dick and a half

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.

TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!

by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

Half Erect

When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.

Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.

by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020

half-lumpkin

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

half boyfri3nd

when your boyfriend says he wants to postpone things, then goes to georgia for three months.

Haley: sean told kayla they needed to postpone things, then he went to georgia for three months. Neil: so he's a half boyfri3nd!

by Pirateman094 May 22, 2010

half angel

nephilim is a half angel and half human

half angels and half humans. They were

giants that were thrown out of heaven

by vaskupien January 3, 2014

Half-weeb

Someone obsessed with anime

My friend is a half-weeb, he only ever watched anime

by Shoztahluss July 13, 2019

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011