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white apple

the act or process of placing, thrusting, shoving, or otherwise penetrating one's penis into his computer's disk drive.
by i'm hilarious i know March 11, 2010
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Jason Ampleford

The greasiest kid to ever live. They say he stole 16 laptops by squeazing through a 2 inch hole with his grease. He's also a squeaky midget. And also ugly. And a tramp.
1st person: look at that greasy ugly kid
2nd person: yeah hes a proper jason ampleford
by cheeseonchode May 30, 2011
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Bone apple tea

When the food is mad good or some shit and you don't speak croissant or french poodle or some weird shit and you an american chicken lover so you just say bone apple tea
Shit my nigga, your food is mad good can you hook me up with some more of that shit
The man that made the food mad good: Bone ApplE TEa nIgGA
by MayaWhoo December 16, 2016
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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ackle

Access control.
Used to describe passwords, PINs, biometrics, etc.
From Accelerando, by Charles Stross.
"Her Mom, Pamela, Manfred's ex, she's my client in this case. And she gave me the cat's ackle keys. Access control." (Hic.)
by stong_bad November 22, 2005
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madam's apple

The large thyroid nodule visible on the neck of middle aged woman
She had biopsy of her "madam's apple"
by proton99 May 20, 2009
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apple computer

by dookie July 3, 2003
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