why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

comfy about

Being comfortable with/about a certain situation or thing.

Are you comfy about drinking with us tonight? = Are you comfortable with drinking tonight? (i.e. Drinking tonight won't make you uncomfortable, right?)

I was really uncomfy about how Brandon treated you last night. = It made me uncomfortable the way Brandon treated you last night.

by algae sandbar January 12, 2023

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Applegate about it

It means to be a city slicker in the city and a hillbilly in the country you can exist in either or while hillbillies only like country and city slickers the city you can be and like both and you're a super Patriot also and tough

Hey we in the south now be a Applegate about it hey I never saw a hillbilly blend in New York City he must be an Applegate about it don't cry about it being Applegate about it

by Conan aaron September 9, 2025

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022