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The Perc Monster

When you take multiple Percocets and you get super booted up to the point where you look passed out. The common joke among people who pop Percocets is you start seeing the Perc Monster when you get that way.
The perc 30 slapping him, the perc monster got him.
by Big Daddy Rikka December 2, 2019
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The yeet monster

He looks like a bad guy at first, but if you feed him at least 25 children a day, he will be your friend forever.
The yeet monster: RAAAAAARGH, oh you got me a child.... thank you!
by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019
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Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019
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Nipple Monster

A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI
by nipple guy September 9, 2019
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Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster
Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster
by Jas M. December 17, 2017
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greed monster

"She's a greed monster! She took all my food"
by Clemison September 27, 2017
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monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them
We had sex, he had a monster hog
by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017
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